10 things you don’t want to know about me

I’ve been tagged for the first time in the Aussie blogosphere by Miss Pink for a meme about 10 things you don’t want to know about me. I’m writing down things I think you so probably don’t want to know about me. Oh dear.

  1. I’ve eaten dog poo (great way to start things off eh?). I was cleaning the couch, saw what looked like the leftover choc from the other day and just popped it in my mouth. Hubby screamed as I spat it out.
  2. I’ve eaten dog food (nope, this isn’t a theme people). On a uni break at my parents’ house, I was living the life of luxury, eating meals they’ve already prepared for me. I was still hungry after dinner so I took what was on the table (a mish mash of all the leftover food for the night, mixed by my mum’s hands). I thought it was a new recipe. I finished the bowl.
  3. I almost hired someone to maim someone else who wronged me in the past. By maim I mean shoot in the kneecaps.
  4. Before MiniMe, I hated kids. I was known to be the one to avoid when there are kids around. Seriously. I shot an ice cream commercial once and the kids were warned to follow my orders because I hated children.
  5. I shoplifted. A lot. Not because I needed to but because I wanted to see if I could get away with it. I’ve since stopped, by the way. You can invite me to your houses now.
  6. I like the taste of pig’s brain omelet. I’m far from being Hannibal Lecter but still, I miss my pig’s brain omelet for brekky.
  7. I have smelly feet. I can’t help it. I know what causes it (the Discovery channel says something about bacteria blah blah). I think MiniMe has the same problem too.
  8. I don’t drink coffee or tea so if you ask me to catch up for coffee and I said no, it just means I’m going to be drinking something else.
  9. I sleep in. Then and now. MiniMe sleeps until after 9am and so do I.
  10. I hate poetry. I really do. I can’t understand it and I don’t want to understand it. If you want to say something to me, say it straight, not in so many words.
That’s it. Hopefully you guys still come back to this blog after this. Crossing fingers.

Comments

    • mummyk says

      We’ll catch up for a hot cup of choc ;) What do you mean better? You mean more gross? I think these are stuff people shouldn’t really know about me hahaha

  1. Julie says

    Awesome top 10. I can relate to a few of those.. Most of time I don’t understand poetry it’s too confusing :( why can’t they just spell it out easy for me?

  2. says

    pig’s brain omelet is that an Aussie speciality? must try it! I think most teenagers have shoplifted. It’s a right of passage. As for eating shit instead of chocolate I am amazed I haven’t done it….or maybe I have and it was just really good tasting shit.

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